User:Drno1425

I am Maxwell Q. Infantlauncher, a Jew living in Indiana. How is this possible? I don't know.

I run a Computer firm, so bother me through any of the major instant messaging mediums if you need help (see my contact info below). I give out this help for free. Also, I am in the process of perfecting the Baby Catapult, which I'm hoping can launch your infant up to 300 feet or your money not returned, as though it would ever be anyway.

My favourite band is by far They Might Be Giants. I would enjoy working on my shitty website if it still existed. I also enjoy "Solving Mysteries... IN A VAN!!!"

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME THAT NOBODY KNOWS, NOT EVEN ME:

I am Scottish-Irish-German, in addition to Jewish, and, although I'm primarily a member of the Jewish ethnic group as far as I'm concerned, I still get all the good things of alcoholism, gargantuan height, and horrible leg deformities.
I like money. Give me $20, or else I'll ask for $20. Then I'll frighten you with my height. And horrible face.

If by some awful quirk of space and time you need to contact me, here is how to do so:

AIM - MQInfantlauncher
Yahoo! - maxwell_q_infantlauncher
ICQ - 199904262
MSN - czar296@hotmail.com
E-mail - maxwell_q_infantlauncher@yahoo.com (heavily preferred) or czar296@hotmail.com

"I believe that all people should burn gasoline instead of food. I myself have undergone a procedure to have my digestive system replaced with a gas tank. I insert Diesel fuel through this hole in my side.

"This next song is dedicated to the people we really work for--and that's the CIA. Lock the doors, you're all under arrest!" - John Flansburgh, They Might Be Giants