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Friday 1 November 2024 20:47 UTC Welcome to Paul Robinson's home page on Wikipedia. For my personal opinions, see my blog at paul-robinson.us Talk pages Main (Current) Rfc1394 (talk • contribs)

"This page has been satirized for your protection"

To protect you from amateur vandals, I have professionally vandalized this page. But sometimes that's not good enough; in some cases, people have un-vandalized my page back thinking someone had trashed my page!

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108+ Months Wikipedia Editor since November, 2003

BSThis user can speak Bullshit. This user is a Capitalist. This user lives in the United States of America. This user lives in and hails from the U.S. State of Maryland.

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asm-2This user is an intermediate assembly language programmer.

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My name is Paul Robinson. The reason for this username is I am the author of an Internet RFC, number 1394, so I decided to use that username, it being unlikely to be used.

Some wikipedia pages I found hilarious, including some which aren't really Encyclopedia material:

• Blame Transfer Protocol I wish I had thought of this
• Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense AKA BJODN

Some links I'm proud of:

• Down to a Sunless Sea - Wrote and Read audio
• Chess - Read audio

user:Rfc1394/test - Chart test

I've also done a number of templates on Wikipedia in order to clean up some things.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

prog-4This user is an expert programmer.

I studied computer programming in college, and all I got was this lousy compiler error.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

This user was born on November 27.

This user is using a web browser.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user wants to be your friend.

SQLThis user uses SQL queries to locate his car keys.

This user's time zone is GMT-5.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

LP	This user is a member of the United States Libertarian Party.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

@This user can be reached by email.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of his userboxes.

C-0This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).

This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user plays with a full deck.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user is right-handed.

This user believes that George W. Bush's edits to the constitution need to be reverted.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

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This user believes that American English is the only real English, and will likely respond to any use of British English with "How quaint!"

en-l-xthis user consistently uses appropriate punctuation, grammar, and spelling. however, this user has apparently forgotten where the shift and caps lock keys are located on a standard keyboard, and therefore fails to capitalize anything.

,This user has no opinion about the serial comma.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user maintains a policy of mass annihilation for spammers

This user is against the War on Drugs.

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This user opposes facism in all its forms

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

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it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

incl	This user is a Wikipedia inclusionist.

This user supports userboxes .

du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

This user is straight.

This user does not smoke.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user eats strawberries.

This user does not trust electronic voting machines.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

{#if}This user understands and uses ParserFunctions.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user supports userboxes which don't hinder one's ability to assume good faith.

UBXThis user is ambivalent about self-referential userboxes.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Missing encyclopedic articles.

This user is thinking with Portals!

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Here are some links I want to create, so I'll save them here until I finish:

My multi-language 404 page: http://paul-robinson.us/nonexistent

		The Geography Barnstar
		For his excellent work with U.S. county name etymologies, I hereby award Rfc1394 The Geography Barnstar. youngamerican (ahoy hoy) 12:43, 3 April 2007 (UTC)